I hate jokes so much
dduane:


If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Your calendar’s days are numbered.
I break into song if I can’t find the key.
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

*Tearable.* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH. 
:)

dduane:

  • If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
  • Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Your calendar’s days are numbered.
  • I break into song if I can’t find the key.
  • A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

*Tearable.* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH. 

:)

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